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Denmark and Greenland Do an 'About Face' By Changing the Name to Trumpland and Giving it to the United States

Monday, January 12, 2026 16:03

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As tensions between Denmark, Greenland and the United States grew in recent days over President Trump’s desire to purchase Greenland from Denmark and after the Greenland Prime Minister said they didn’t want to be Danish or American, a surprise agreement has been made for Greenland to be given to the United States with the name of the territory being changed to “Trumpland” as part of the agreement. Nothing has been revealed as to why the “about face” has taken place as of yet, but many know that Donald Trump often finds a way to get his way.

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