It’s Back! ZeroHedge Store Expands With Ultra High-End Meats & More

Since launching the ZeroHedge Store last December, extreme mission creep set in. Thanks to your overwhelming support of our hats, shirts, supplements and other cool gear, we’ve rapidly expanded into a MAHA-focused market full of healthy products so you know exactly what you’re putting into your body (see below). 

And after an extremely successful launch of our Rancher-Direct program which resulted in a stampede of customers clamoring for farm-to-table fresh meat, we’ve consolidated the program with two superstar ranches, as well as a new pantry section that has everything from beef tallow chips to mouth-watering seasonings and more. Keep scrolling to see what’s new, and check out our September Special at the bottom for ZeroHedge freebies with your order. 

Without further ado… 

Elkins Cattle Co. 

Elkins supplies some of the absolute best meat on the planet to high-end restaurants. Those steaks you pay $150+ to eat by candlelight? That’s what this is. This meat is rich, juicy, buttery smooth, has the sexiest marbling you’ll ever see. It’s dry-aged for a minimum of 15 days and graded USDA prime. Elkins also has two giraffes – which aren’t on the menu. 

Some actual footage of Elkins beef:

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Here’s what you absolutely need to try (ships frozen via 2-day air):

Sunday Supper Revival: 1 bavette (16-18 oz) flap steak, 1 skirt steak, 5lbs of ground beef, 1 London broil, 4-pack of hamburger patties, 2 packages of kabob meat, and one jar of Elkins’ own Rancher’s Gold seasoning – a sweet pepper and garlic mix, kissed with organic cane sugar for a savory-sweet finish that can be bought separately here. 

Great American Grill Out: (for closers only): this box includes; 2 boneless Ribeye steaks, 2 NY Strip steaks, 2 Filet Mignon, 2 packs of hamburger patties (8 total), 3 lbs of ground beef, and 1 jar of Rancher’s Heat seasoning (A bold, spicy pepper blend with an extra kick for those who like it hot.)

Ancestral Beef N’ Bone Bundle: Have you ever had ancestral ground beef? It’s like regular ground beef, only with nutrient-dense liver, kidney, and heart. This box also contains four marrow-packed bones, 3 lbs of regular ground beef, and a 16oz jar of Elkins’ cooking tallow.

Family Favorites Lasagna, Meatball & Pasta box: (clean comfort food to the max): (1) pan of Texas Beef & Three Cheese lasagna with Elkins’ Ranch beef, layered with handmade whole wheat pasta, ricotta, mozzarella, parmesan, and rich beef sauce, (1) giant beef meatball in rich sauce, (1) bag ea. Fusilli, Radiatori & Creste Di Gallo pastas, (1) jar each of Red Sauce & Vodka Sauce. Or if you don’t want the sauces or as much pasta but want 2x the lasagna and meatballs for about the same price, click here.

Ultimate Texas Beef and Pasta Box: Twice the lasagna and meatballs, (2) bags of pasta vs 3, no sauces.

You want to talk high standards? Watch this clip of owner Tim Elkins (longtime ZeroHedge reader) discussing why he’s in the meat business.

Beck Ranch

When we first launched the Rancher-Direct program, Beck Ranch was our #1 seller - delivering consistently amazing boxes to hundreds of customers across the country. Operated by the Beck family in Lonetree, Wyoming – and soon to have its own on-site processing center, Beck Ranch’s cuts are A+ and follow the same grass-fed, no-grain, no added hormone, no antibiotic approach as Elkins. 

Steak Lover’s Bundle: This has been our top selling item in the Rancher-Direct program. Includes 2 Filet Mignon steaks | 2 Ribeye or Bone-In Ribeye Steaks | 2 Baseball, Flat Iron, Ponderosa Steaks or Picahna | 2 New York Strip Steaks | 2 Top Sirloin Steaks. 

10lb Grass-Fed Ground Beef: Dry aged for 14 days, this ground beef is extremely rich and flavorful. 

Ultimate BBQ Bundle: The BBQ Box includes just a bit of everything you need for the grill or smoker. Includes: 2 Ponderosa Steaks | 2 New York Strip Steaks | 2 Chicken Breasts | 2 Pack of Grilling Sausage | 2 lbs Ground Beef | 2 lbs Hamburger Patties | 4oz Beck Ranch Cowboy Seasoning

Home & Pantry

As part of our expansion, we’re proud to offer a variety of products made with clean ingredients – including snacks, pastas, seasonings & personal care items. 

Pasta & Sauce Sampler: (4) types of pasta, (4) amazing sauces. Check ‘em out.

Mangones Organic Dried Mangoes: YOU MUST TRY THESE! Ingredients: literally just organic mangoes. No pesticides. No seed oils. No sulfites. No added sugar. No preservatives. Extremely addictive. A+

Microplastic-free teas: From Kindred Harvest. All-natural, flavorful, whole leaf teas. Microplastic free, glue free, and heavy metal tested. Also tastes great.

MASA Tallow Tortilla Chips: Made with organic corn, grass-fed tallow, and sea salt, MASA Yellow chips are the purest form of tortilla chip. No seed oils, no pesticides.

Seasonings: Both Beck and Elkins also have amazing seasonings you must try. Included in many of the beef boxes. 

Fancy Tallow Soaps (wives and girlfriends will love): 

Tallow Sunscreen & Joint & Muscle Cream:

Whipped Tallow Balm: From Beck and Elkins

Patches!

We had a flood of people asking us to do ZeroHedge velcro-backed patches for your gear. 

And here are a few top sellers this year:

ZeroHedge Hat

ZeroHedge Multitool

IQ Astaxanthin (extremely potent antioxidant)

IQ Colostrum

Anza Red-Black Infinity Handle Knife

September Special!

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