How Many Times Do the Pączkis Have To Save Western Civilization?

HPSurf sent this clip of Polish MP Dominik Tarczynski schooling a BBC bimbo on Muslim immigration in Poland. He also mentioned he was thinking of moving there. All I can say is dlaczego nie?

First Poland saved Europe from the Ottomans (single-handedly), then from the Kaiser (an assist) followed by the Commies (a major assist) and now again from the modern-incarnation of the Ottomans – which aren’t much different from the ones some 400 years ago. Just how many times does Poland have to save Western Civilization anyway?

I think we should help them this time by adopting Dominik Tarczynski’s platform – “we will not receive even one Muslim” – until such time as they can produce convincing evidence that demonstrates they’ve reformed their religion and are no longer required to lie to, subjugate and kill all infidels. Since we deplorables are already called “populists, nationalists, racists,” haters,  etc., there’s very little else they pile on anyway.

The freedom loving and fighting Poles are exceptional warriors and I can think of no good reason why we shouldn’t support them 100%. Granted, their language is a bit difficult, with all those complex consonant clusters that are are totally unpronounceable, but it’s nothing that buying a few vowels couldn’t fix.  Mind you, I’m talking about normal vowels, not the weird ones with squiggly tails tacked on, called ogoneks, that they just slap into a word all willy-nilly.

But that’s just a nit; I’ll forgive them for all the spelling and grammar hijinks if they agree to save Western Civilization from itself just one more time.

I swear, I won’t even complain about how they choose to pronounce pączki.

(For the record, it’s “pone-chkey”  not the Americanized version “poonch-key ”)

Pray for the Poles, they may well be our last line of defense.