Not Babylon Bee: Kamala Signs With Hollywood Talent Agency
Authored by Steve Watson via Modernity.news,
Following in the footsteps of pudding brain Biden, massive presidential loser Kamala Harris has signed with a Hollywood ‘talent’ agency.
Harris is cashing in on her experience as the worst Democratic candidate in history by signing a grifting deal with Create Artists Agency.
I’m so glad she landed a gig, I was worried
— Homie Santo (@HomieSanto) February 19, 2025
Kamala is to “focus on speaking gigs and publishing opportunities,” via the same agency that took on Biden a few weeks back.
For those wondering why she would sign with an agency: pic.twitter.com/gLIn96lDSm
— gabby (@copyninjagf) February 19, 2025
Don’t you need talent to sign with a talent agency?
— Doge Daddy (@D0ge_Daddy) February 19, 2025
Clearly not.
their buddy road trip movie is on the way pic.twitter.com/q0ZqhOCeey
— ❆ euan
(@blondngone) February 19, 2025
Two bumbling buffoons hit the road and hilarity ensues in Dumb and Dumber 3.
leaked set photo pic.twitter.com/DHp29B4aqv
— ð•ð¢ð¤ðð¨ð« (@viktrnl) February 19, 2025
Imagine going to a Kamala Harris ‘one man show’.
Speaking engagements? The woman can’t speak.
— Catherine Calder (@Loricatty) February 19, 2025
Will anyone be able to get through it?
Well she is great with voices and mimicking other cultures.
— WellDarnett (@JustinHittner) February 19, 2025
Many more audiences are about to be unburdened by what has been.
Maybe they’ll teach her how to properly use accents
— Carl saygen (@CSaygen) February 19, 2025
Kamala’s script writers better have material prepared and teleprompters at the ready.
Preparing to star in the new film “Word Salad”
— stormcabbirds (@stormcabbirds) February 19, 2025
There are so many projects and roles she’d be perfect for.
Shes gonna play the drunk aunt well
— IC Light Mango SZN (@H2Pickettsburgh) February 19, 2025
Hangover 4 coming soon?
— MEGA (@ActorPaid) February 19, 2025
She’s trying to get in on Nolan’s Odyssey
— AragornAurelius (@AragornAurelius) February 19, 2025
They should do a remake of Veep or is that too close to reality?
— bobbyscaps.eth
(@dropgenius) February 19, 2025
Let the money laundering– I mean passion projects begin!
— I’mma Duck (@imgoingtoduck) February 19, 2025
* * *
Your support is crucial in helping us defeat mass censorship. Please consider donating via Locals or check out our unique merch. Follow us on X @ModernityNews.
Tyler Durden Wed, 02/19/2025 – 09:00
Source: https://freedombunker.com/2025/02/19/not-babylon-bee-kamala-signs-with-hollywood-talent-agency/
Anyone can join.
Anyone can contribute.
Anyone can become informed about their world.
"United We Stand" Click Here To Create Your Personal Citizen Journalist Account Today, Be Sure To Invite Your Friends.
Before It’s News® is a community of individuals who report on what’s going on around them, from all around the world. Anyone can join. Anyone can contribute. Anyone can become informed about their world. "United We Stand" Click Here To Create Your Personal Citizen Journalist Account Today, Be Sure To Invite Your Friends.
LION'S MANE PRODUCT
Try Our Lion’s Mane WHOLE MIND Nootropic Blend 60 Capsules
Mushrooms are having a moment. One fabulous fungus in particular, lion’s mane, may help improve memory, depression and anxiety symptoms. They are also an excellent source of nutrients that show promise as a therapy for dementia, and other neurodegenerative diseases. If you’re living with anxiety or depression, you may be curious about all the therapy options out there — including the natural ones.Our Lion’s Mane WHOLE MIND Nootropic Blend has been formulated to utilize the potency of Lion’s mane but also include the benefits of four other Highly Beneficial Mushrooms. Synergistically, they work together to Build your health through improving cognitive function and immunity regardless of your age. Our Nootropic not only improves your Cognitive Function and Activates your Immune System, but it benefits growth of Essential Gut Flora, further enhancing your Vitality.
Our Formula includes: Lion’s Mane Mushrooms which Increase Brain Power through nerve growth, lessen anxiety, reduce depression, and improve concentration. Its an excellent adaptogen, promotes sleep and improves immunity. Shiitake Mushrooms which Fight cancer cells and infectious disease, boost the immune system, promotes brain function, and serves as a source of B vitamins. Maitake Mushrooms which regulate blood sugar levels of diabetics, reduce hypertension and boosts the immune system. Reishi Mushrooms which Fight inflammation, liver disease, fatigue, tumor growth and cancer. They Improve skin disorders and soothes digestive problems, stomach ulcers and leaky gut syndrome. Chaga Mushrooms which have anti-aging effects, boost immune function, improve stamina and athletic performance, even act as a natural aphrodisiac, fighting diabetes and improving liver function. Try Our Lion’s Mane WHOLE MIND Nootropic Blend 60 Capsules Today. Be 100% Satisfied or Receive a Full Money Back Guarantee. Order Yours Today by Following This Link.
