Bots answering bots

Mornings and evenings, I let Younger Daughter’s parrot out of her cage for some cage-free time. She spends some of that time flying around to various landing spots in the house, but most of the time she’s on my fist while I’m at my computer, preening her feathers and just being sociable.

During these times, since I can’t type on the keyboard, I either read the news (morning) or scan through various stupid YouTube videos (evening) … which is how I found myself watching a best-of-the-month version of “Incredible Moments Caught on Camera” the other day

The video snippets themselves were interesting enough … but the voice-over narration was abysmal. That’s because it was all AI.

Artificial intelligence, as I’m fond of saying, is easy to spot because it conveys a lot of blah-blah nothing. It’s fond of multi-syllabic words but somehow fails to impart any real information. Consider a few narratives that accompanied some of the video clips:

• (Regarding seagulls flocking on a beach): “Birds soar in the sky like streaks of freedom carrying hope.”

• (Regarding a whale being freed from debris): “The humpback whale was rescued, a moment filled with hope and touching.”

• (Regarding the massive and tragic explosion in Beirut: “The entire atmosphere trembled as explosions erupted, and everyone was compelled to turn and observe, pondering the events that had transpired.”

• (Regarding a security camera catching tornado damage in the lobby of a business decorated for Christmas): “The Christmas tree and the windows were both devastated by the tornado. Oh no! This holiday season is unquestionably excessively heated. The glass door is likely being refreshed in a manner that no one desires, and the stunning Christmas tree was unable to withstand the forces of nature.”

• (Regarding a tornado dark with debris): “Look! a massive black tornado containing a cloud of dust. It resembles a massive vacuum cleaner from the heavens and the earth, but it does not clean. Rather, it causes destruction. Please exercise caution and refrain from approaching.”

Honestly, I could have watched it without sound, but the deeper I got into the video, the more comical the AI narration became. It was like verbal diarrhea.

Periodically the AI voice would interrupt itself to urge viewers to “kindly leave a comment in the remarks section below.” So, curious, I scrolled down to the comments section. And what did I see?

• “Every second of this was truly breathtaking.”

• “I’m always fascinated by the majestic beauty of nature in this video.”

• “Who else got goosebumps watching this? Truly incredible!”

• “Absolutely mesmerizing!”

• “Every single moment in this video amazes me.”

• “Wow, these moments are truly unbelievable!”

• “Wow, some of these moments are truly unbelievable!”

• “Truly mesmerizing! Every moment captured here is a reminder of how incredible the world can be.”

• “These moments make me wonder if I’m dreaming!”

Yes, AI is leaving comments to the AI narration and saying … blah-blah nothing.

(It’s also worth noting a couple of irritable comments from real live viewers, to wit: “I’ve started watching these on mute. The commentary is just so inane. AI voice, pretending to have emotions, telling me what emotions and thoughts I should have… ridiculous.” Definitely not AI-generated.)

Artificial intelligence. The wave of the future. Please exercise caution and refrain from approaching.

Source: http://www.rural-revolution.com/2025/05/bots-answering-bots.html