Divorce Agreement: Barack Hussein Obama Won't Like This But I Do
Oh heck, when you don’t feel like writing, you steal something! After all Martin Luther King stole the “I have a dream speech” from a black minister who wrote it 30 years earlier. But heck he plagiarized 60% of his doctorate theses as well and only a couple of board members of Boston University objected. And of course the Democrat Party is plagiarizing the works of Karl Marx everyday so no big deal.
This can either be incredibly funny or just be a great idea. I happen to think it is a great idea.
Oh, I stole this photo too. It belongs to either “Daniel Greenfield” from his “Sultan Knish” Blog or “The Canadian Underground” blog. I apologize to them for not remembering but I just like it in order to set the mood.
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DIVORCE AGREEMENT:
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama
supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950′s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly,
this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a
friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, the GOA, the NAGR, National Guard, and the military.
We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks.
We’ll keep Bill O’Reilly, and give you NBC, ABC, CBS, PBS, and Hollywood.
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.
You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are the World”.
We’ll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, Jane Hanoi Fonda with you.
P.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
This is my photo from April 8 of this year - I didn’t steal it.
JimWalkerWhitefishMontana@gmail.com
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Leave the poor guy alone. He has bigger fish to fry like impeachment. Check out my research:
And he’s got a lot more on his plate than read what’s in this rag!
can we keep Charlie sheen too please?
The JOKE is the American people think they have had a choice between Dem & Rep.
Hate to break it to you, you have been run by the CIA since JFK was assassinated by conspirors!
Look at your new State Dept Press Advisor > Marie Harf > Makes me BARF!
CIA, repeat CIA Middle-East analysist that has been a political advisor to this govt & the last one!
CIA….USA…..CIA…..USA……CIA…..USA…..CIA…….Remember Daddy Bush?
Reveal Obama.
Reveal the Antichrist.
Throw out the baby with the bathwater.
There are false christs posting in the comments.
Watch out and beware.
They’ve destroyed the USA’s trust in the truth and have brought disrepute to the world and to themselves by supporting the Antichrist Obama.
deano,
I agree with your ‘daddy bush’ statement. The man makes me sick.
I love it ! Thanks !
Your a dead man.