Merry Kiss-me-arse to all

I am in receipt of numerous emails and comment threads suggesting that a recent mugshot depicts me as something of a miserable bugger. I would remind all readers that, when writing posts about global theft, nuclear war threats, mRNA deaths and deliberate genocide, it isn’t a good look for the author to be pictured emitting gales of laughter. However, just to quash these wicked rumours once and for all, to your left is a selfie I took this very Christmas Eve day which – no doubt you will agree – suggests ol’ blue eyes the Slogmeister is still regularly amused by the antics of our species.

But let me start with the weather. It is raining here this morning. This is Gambia’s high-peak tourist season and the rainy season doesn’t start until next May. It has never rained before here at Christmas. As I posted last weekend,

‘What we’ve seen here in The Gambia since late September 2024 can be summarised as follows:

*Levels of humidity discomfort unheard of in the lives of Gambian grey-hairs

*Unexpected cloud-cover completely out of line with long-term meteorological measurements

*Unadvertised rainfall in the southern half of the country where rain – left to itself – just doesn’t fall in any shape or form from late November until late May

*The sudden arrival of weird mists Wednesday this week that blocked out the sun completely….and yet were inexplicably followed the very next day by blistering heat and crystal clear skies that were also, in turn, completely out of kilter with what normally happens in December going into the Christmas period.

This isn’t climate change, it’s weather-weaponisation testing being carried out under a deal made between Washington and Banjul. As I wrote last weekend, ‘Here in The Gambia, rumours persist among well-connected sources that the office of the US State Department and its Embassy [in Banjul, the capital] have permission at the highest levels to conduct weather experiments off the coast of this, the smallest nation on the sub-Saharan African continent. Over the last six weeks, all of us in permanent residence have suspected that the Weather is being manipulated in one way or another. What is far too easily branded ‘Climate Change’ is in reality weather weaponisation.‘

You read it here first folks. But, “impossible” rain or not, it really is Christmas Eve and what the World needs now, in my humble opinion, is a whopping great dose of Bah-Humbug. So here we go….

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Most shit bank in Gambia

The runaway winner in this category is the one and only Standard Chartered Bank branch in Senagambia. Out of 21 visits to withdraw cash from SCB’s ATM machines, I was unable to do so because of technical problems on 19 occasions. This record-breaking rate of 89.474% SNAFU leaves the bank in a class of it’s own as being uniquely shit…an achievement boosted by it’s employment of the equally shit G4S goons who treat it’s customers with all the sympathy of a scorpion on steroids.[G4S, you may recall, was Boris Johnson’s choice for UK Olympic Games security in 2012.] Says it all, really.

Most shit UK Prime Minister of all time

A man driven by a firm belief in the Tooth Fairy, cuddly illegal immigrants, free bus passes for every Jihadist, Kamala Harris as a Great Woman, Zelenskyy as a plucky hero, the EU as a stain-free force for eternal peace -and burning everyone who disagrees with him on a bonfire of Hard Right Thugs with help from a politicised UK civil police force. A man who casually cancels a series of upcoming elections on the grounds of certain defeat, but crawls up the arse of Biden’s surveillance State and supports the concept of Greater Israel. A man who awards yet more unaccountable power to the Dept of Work & Pensions, blaming all Britain’s ills on tax evaders.

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Most shit species on the Planet

Yessterday afternoon I watched a white morbidly obese German lady from the Ruhr aged 60+ getting all loved up by Ibrahim (one of the local beach bumsters, aged about 22) and gazing into his eyes – convinced that he loves her for herself and lapping up every remorseless lie he told her.

Yesterday evening I dined at a Spanish restaurant. Two regular diners there are a 60+ very fat, bald white Englishman with three chins, and a beautiful Gambian black girl who can’t be older than 18. He adores her and she tries to hide the obvious reality: she’s milking the guy as if he might be a human ATM machine.

“Gullible” as a descriptor doesn’t begin to cover it. Delusional comes close. Twenty-first century Man is a mug with all the discernment of an amoebic Zombie. He or she will believe anything anyone tells them if it’s what they want to hear.

Get real, People: the New World Order monopolists have at least half a dozen giga-scams they can pull over the next three years, and most of our species will still be tapping on their smartphones while soaking up the rationales on offer….see also this recent Slogpost on the subject.

Source: https://therealslog.com/2024/12/24/merry-kiss-me-arse-to-all/