Clark out for rest of Season for WNBA Indiana Fever... OK, can't pass on the puns...
OK, first my serious reaction to the news (that Clark will be out rest of Season) reported on #TruthSocial…
disappointing,
but LEXI and SOPHIE are fun to watch with the #Fever!!
related…
/sports/2024/06/will-wnba-actually-put-female-pro-sports-really-on-the-map-or-die-to-dei-correctness-hate-2785791.html
Smart-ass response 1:
maybe they’ll start throwing EARS OF CORN
onto the Court in Indiana?
Since she former Iowa #CornHusker!!!
Smart-ass response 2:
that’s why all the VIBRATORS
err… Sex Toys …
err… I mean… massagers …
they wanted help her MASSAGE her Groin back to playable condition.
It was all FANS showing “LOVE” for Clark and wanting help speed her recovery.
LOL
BREAKING: Caitlin (Clark) Kent, complete with secret Krypton Black thick-frame Glasses – to make debut next week. 
BUT SERIOUSLY,
Please take the time you need to fully Heal – you got here due to trying RUSH BACK too quickly from injury before and now THINGS WORSE!
Look forward to seeing you back on the Court NEXT YEAR.
GO FEVER!!!
Again SERIOUSLY,
Shit is so serious these days,
we GOTTA KEEP SENSE-OF-HUMOR. Even in my TERROR STRIKES book (very serious subject-matter) there is a COMIC RELIEF chapter to make that point (https://TerrorStrikes.info/table-of-contents).
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One Joke from the book
Guy walks into a Bar
tells Bartender GIVE ME A COKE WITH A VIAGRA IN IT
Bartender just stares back at him
guy adds I NEED A REALLY STIFF DRINK!
LOL (c) 2006
Occasional Breaks, Bread and Circus, etc., mentioned in…
UPDATE: FRI. AUG. 15 2025 23:00ishET…
From TruthSocial:
Dear #Indiana #Fever
YOU COLLECTIVELY, due to your SUCK tonight,
OWE ME $0.10 (my bet loss on you) that should have been a SHOE IN Win for both you vs Mystics tonight and therefore me and my MONEYLINE dime bet (can only bet dimes, since I’m on Disability, can’t risk WHOLE DOLLARS) when you were favored by like 12 and you were up by 15 at one point but then appears decided to take off majority of 2nd Quarter and the WHOLE 2nd Half!
related…
made a post on #InstaGram at Half:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DNZe4CUNNCj/
and
[link to this piece]
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Whistler Blowers, Insiders
Ugh, SERIOIUSLY!!
#Indiana #Fever had a 15 point lead at one point
ERASED, as the #Mystics drew close before Half
and the first 1:40 of the 3rd NEITHER SIDE SCORED.
NOTHING BUT BRICKS (even missing EASY LAYUPS)!!!
#ridiculous
related….
//beforeitsnews/comic-relief/2025/08/clark-out-for-rest-of-season-for-wnba-indiana-fever-ok-cant-pass-on-the-puns-2438143html
/comic-relief/2025/08/clark-out-for-rest-of-season-for-wnba-indiana-fever-ok-cant-pass-on-the-puns-2438143.html
Detroit to get a franchise BACK next Season.
If you EXPECT any of us to BUY TICKETS, they need come with a MONEY BACK GUARANTEE – if our Team shoots LESS THAN 75%, MONEY BACK!!!!!
I didn’t say that in my latest book, I should have. But indeed in my The Book Of Kennedy (about a female, used to play BBall) that team was coming back to Detroit (formerly we had the SHOCK, but franchise was sold off). Had I thought of it before the #book dropped Aug 1st I would have added that KENNEDY demands such a refund proposition cuz the SCORING in the League SUCKS currently.
https://tinyurl.com/JLDonAMAZON