The Royals Circus.... All My Exes Are Sussexes (parody)...
From my #SocialMedia platforms…
Markle, Markled, Sussexes, Meghan and Harry, Harry and Meghan, The Royal CIRCUS (a new one from me, LOL)…
OK…
SONG DETAILS: Follow-up to JUST GO AWAY ALREADY (M M LOST SPARKLE V 2) parody Rap dis track that I jokingly mentioned to xAI/GROK(App) that I might make a “ALL MY EXES ARE SUSSEXES” tune. So Grok came up with the Lyrics (based on my title suggestion and knowing my other 2 anti-Markle tunes I’ve published Lyrics already) shared here. Music by @suno system. Parody of that Country song sure you know, and my previous MM roasts. LOL Joseph M Lenard (author/podcaster)
SONG: https://suno.com/s/vjYLkhC6EM4kaVKE
LYRICS…
[Verse 1]
I thought I’d seen the last of ‘em when they flew across the pond
But every week there’s headlines, same old sob story song
Netflix specials, podcasts, tellin’ tales of how they’re wronged
While the rest of us are workin’, tryna keep our paychecks strong They got the palace, got the titles, got the worldwide fame
But still complainin’ daily, playin’ victim in the game
I mute ‘em on my timeline, block ‘em every single day
But somehow they keep showin’ up, won’t go the hell away
[Chorus]
All my exes are Sussexes
Livin’ large on the public dime
All my exes are Sussexes
And they won’t stay off my mind
One’s a prince, one’s a duchess
Both got canceled, what a mess
All my exes are Sussexes
Time to say goodbye, I guess!
[Verse 2]
They said they wanted privacy, then posed for every shoot
Spilled the tea on Oprah, now they’re sellin’ tell-all fruit
Podcast deals and merch lines, griftin’ like it’s fine
While the family’s dodgin’ questions, tryin’ to keep the peace in line I don’t care about their titles, don’t care about their crown
Just wish they’d take the hint and quietly leave town
But every time I think they’re gone, another headline drops
Another interview cryin’, another drama prop
[Chorus]
All my exes are Sussexes
Livin’ large on the public dime
All my exes are Sussexes
And they won’t stay off my mind
One’s a prince, one’s a duchess
Both got canceled, what a mess
All my exes are Sussexes
Time to say goodbye, I guess!
[Bridge]
Just go away already, take your cameras and your tears
We’ve heard the sob story now for way too many years
You got your freedom, got your deals, got your Montecito view
Now do us all a favor — and just disappear from view
[Final Chorus – bigger, with harmony/backing vocals]
All my exes are Sussexes
Livin’ large on the public dime
All my exes are Sussexes
And they’re runnin’ out of time
One’s a prince, one’s a duchess
Both got canceled, what a mess
All my exes are Sussexes
Now go away, I’m done, I guess!
[Outro – spoken/fade with steel guitar twang]
Yeah… all my exes are Sussexes…
And they still won’t go away…
Mute. Block. Move on.
Peace out.
[Markle Lost Her Sparkle v 3,
Concept/Title: Joseph M Lenard, author, podcaster
Lyrics: xAI/Grok
Music: @suno system]
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