The Arc of History Bends Towards Dumb

If I had to choose a “dumbest” Democrat running for president today I guess I’d confer that distinction on Kirsten Gillibrand.

I’ll drink to that!

After all, she’s been groomed by the best.

“OK, got it: before 5:00 pm always have your staff serve the booze in teapots.”

But what has she done to claim that distinction? Well, this:

“If you are a person of the Christian faith, one of the tenets of our faith is free will. One of the tenets of our democracy is that we have a separation of church and state, and under no circumstances are we supposed to be imposing our faith on other people. And I think this is an example of that effort.”

Such is the nature of “logical” thought today. I don’t know if Kirsten actually believes what she argued – especially since she is a politician which means pandering is her primary skill set -  but I doubt she can point to the bible passage that says it’s a tenet of Christianity to kill unborn children. Anymore than she or anyone else can point to the passage in the U.S. Constitution that purportedly confers the same “right.” You only find such things in the New Postmodern Bible and the Living Constitution.

Kirsten: always a big proponent of women’s rights

And then there’s Kirsten’s solution to the immigration crisis:

Under Gillibrand’s open border plan, all border crossers and illegal aliens claiming asylum would be allowed to enter the country, freely, with the hope that they arrive in court for their hearing.

“I wouldn’t keep them in detention at all,” Gillibrand continued. “I wouldn’t … as president of the United States, I wouldn’t use the detention system at all … if someone is seeking asylum, I would assign them a lawyer.”

“They don’t need to be incarcerated,” Gillibrand said. “If they’re given a lawyer and given a process, they will follow it.

Yup, I’ll drink to that too

Right…I’m sure all the M-13 members will show up, because they have so much respect for our laws. And those Middle Eastern ISIS members, they’ll be there for sure. As will the child sex traffickers. 

For sure, give me a President like Kirsten who has innovative new solutions for all those old sticky wickets.

Although she might be better off staying away from sticky wickets altogether until she learns how to handle them better.

“And let’s drink to getting rid of the Electoral College! And expanding the Supreme Court too!”

Honestly, I’m so glad we evened the playing field, it makes the game so much fairer.

“The arc of history bends towards Democrats. And if it doesn’t, we’ll bend it ourselves.”